You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
is this animal crossing
*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe
Me at Worlds
I can’t wait to go and meet up with my man of 6 years as well as everyone else! I will be taking tons of pictures as well as throwing money at Pokedolls~
Good luck Alex, I’ll be rooting for you and other players! Go USA!
Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back
FREE MY NIGGA POOKIE!
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab.
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
Starships were meant to fly
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
P L E A S E
O M G
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.