take a moment to look how far we’ve come
take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.
take a moment to realize you are stanning for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms
One magnet + one magnet = two magnet
Two magnet + one magnet = Magneton
favorite spinner <3
selfies with friends
selfies with best friends
so my sister ordered a pikachu onesie and it’s fucking huge and my dad said he could probably wear it it’s so big and
I love shiny pokemon and making people happy, and I’ve been running around like mad in B2 hatching boxes full of eggs so here’s the deal: I’m doing a giveaway. There will be 9 winners, each of which will get three pokemon according to theme. You don’t have to be following me to win but you have to have your askbox open and obviously be willing to give me your friend code. All will be nicknameable because I won’t transfer them over to Y until the giveaway winners decide if they want names. Winners will be chosen via RNG. First place gets first pick, and so on. Just reblog and I shall add you to the list. Giveaway ends at midnight EST, March 21st. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more boxes of eggs to hatch @~@.
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE
get fucked, lumiose city
I regret this post so much, that sometimes I wake up screaming, just thinking of it
are you okay
I’m still screaming
This is just what I observed.
Middle eastern: “Do you live here? Want me to show you around? My car is around the corner. Oh you have to leave? What’s your Facebook?”
Hispanic: “Aye Mama Sita!” *quickly walks away*
African American: “DAYUMM girl you have beautiful eyes! You are the most beautiful asian gurl I’ve ever seen! Can I get yo number? Can I get yo number? ;)”
Caucasian: *shy* “What would you say if I told you I liked you?”
Asian: “Are you depressed? You look depress… Well you can come to me if you need anything. You never kissed before? I can help you with that. ” *then tries to manipulate me into having sex*
I’m starting to see a pattern…
"This bitch actually thinks he can cut me lmaoooooo"